Friday, February 23, 2007
Q: How many RJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 4 whole faculties. One to design the new bulb, one to manufacture and test it out, one to write a proposal on it and one to market it.
Q: How many HCJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The whole school. To compete with RJC.
Q: How many VJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The whole school. One student to screw it in and the rest to cheer and wave flags and banners to give him/her support.
Q: How many NJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They can study without light.
Q: How many AJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They’re too busy trying to be one of the top 5 JCs.
Q: How many ACJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They’ll rather use all their money to employ YJC to do it for them.
Q: How many YJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Only one teacher to tell them what a light bulb is in the first place and to demonstrate how to change the light bulb. (So how do you think they're able to change it for ACJC?)
Q: How many CJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They’ll prefer it to be darker. (Hmmmm?*raises eye-brows* )
Q: How many JJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Their physics is so bad that they made their macho male physics teacher cry.
Q: How many TPJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Would they even bother?
Q: How many SAJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They believe in praying for it.
Q: How many NYJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are still using oil lamps.
Q: How many SRJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Huh, what litebarb?
Q: How many PJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Heck the light bulb lah, the principal would do something about the rightbarbs. Let's do 300 jumping jacks for not wearing the proper school attire.
Q: How many MI students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are too busy trying to get promoted.
Q: How many IJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are Innovians. They’ll find ways out of the dark.
Q: Who wrote all this?
A: A TJCian.
Q: How many TJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They think they are already very bright.
ok... i posted dis... okay?
hahas..
adrian
1:24 PM
Monday, February 19, 2007
HIHI.....since no one wants to blog and i am bo(RED).....I will try to salvage this plain blog.....haha
Just found something lame....if u noe this just dun say anything......just dun paiseh me
How to weigh later(100% guaranteed....if not just whack me)
1.Weigh yourself with clothes on(best preferred after dinner)........then weigh yourself the next morning,this time before breakfast and without any clothes on.......BE AMAZED TO SEE HOW MUCH WEIGHT U HAVE LOST
2.Never weigh yourself with wet hair
3.Remove everything while weighing.....glasses(Yes,blurred vision is an advantage now...since u cant see ur weight properly),earring(m&m's???).....they can weigh at least a pound
4.Use cheap scales only......never the medical kind......cos they are always 5 pounds off......to your advantage
5.Weigh yourself after u have a haircut(you may lose half a pound.....hopefully)
6.Exhale with all ur might BEFORE u weigh yourself(air has to weigh something,right?)
I think there's still more....but i think tt's enough for today
P.S Have a Happy Chinese New Year!!!!!!!!
Always give 100% at work and play.....for work,12% on Monday,23%on Tuesday,40% on Wednesday,20% on Thursday and the last 5% on Friday....Have fun!!!
BTW,when u r angry at someone,remember this-"it takes 42 muscles to frown and 28 muscles to smile", so.......O wait it onli needs 4 muscles to extend your longest finger(yes the middle one)....or maybe 20(??) for those who use 5 fingers together(ask sim or gab for full demonstration).....haha....i leave it for you all to interpret and choose what's the best for u(I nv recommend anything)
BY inky.......>_<'
5:41 PM
Wednesday, February 14, 2007
hello all! happy valentines day! two more minutes before valentines day is officially over. who cares right. everyday can be valentines day. :D anyway, hope u guys enjoyed !
LOVE
suhui :D
11:58 PM
Tuesday, February 13, 2007
uh oh... the weather forecasts colder weather ahead...
lame joke no.4
which noodles is the heaviest in the world??
ANSWER : WANTON MEE
Because it weighs ONE TONNE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
next lame joke....
how to pple living in the polar regions travel???
ANSWER : BY ICYCLE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ok a final one for today...
wat did frosty say when his girlfren was angry with him???
ANSWER : PLS DONT GIVE ME THE COLD SHOULDER!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BRRRR.... it's cold... hahaha
stay tuned....
12:32 PM
Monday, February 12, 2007
lame joke no.2
READY
chemistry bonus question
what do u get when 1 mol of barium reacts with 2 mol of sodium?
ANSWER : BaNaNa
HAHAHAHAHAhahahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
no.3 why is the teacher crossed eyed?
BECAUSE SHE COULDNT CONTROL HER PUPILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
stay tuned for more endothermic jokes.....
3:31 PM
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12:03 PM
HELLO :D
yes. i need to post until nina's posts disappear
haha.
shall post some pictures :D
11:53 AM
hello zerosevenstwozeros !
YAY! class blog is done :D
hahaha. i dont have photoshop so if i were to make a blogskin out of our class photos
it'll be very ugly.
blog yea people.
other than all your lame jokes
LOVE
suhui
11:32 AM
LAME JOKE OF THE DAY : Long long ago... in a galaxy far far away... there was a place called wagina.... there were 3 archers who wanted to marry the princess and they went to the palace to ask for her hand in marriage... the king said okay... but first they have to prove themselves worthy... the first archer went up... positioned the princess 100metres away from him with an arrow on the princess's head.. he took out an arrow.. aimed and fired...the shot hit the apple...the king was impressed and asked for his namehe said : i'm robinthe second archer did exactly the same...the king too was impressed and asked for his name...he said : i'm hood....the 3rd archer did exactly the same but he killed the princess instead...wat did he say???????????????????????????????????????????
I'M SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!=Pstay tuned for the colder winter ahead
11:31 AM